Sunday, January 9, 2011

Woody Allen Quotes

"It seems the world was divided into good and bad people. The good ones slept better... While the bad ones seem to enjoy the waking hours much more"

"Life is divided into the horrible and the miserable"

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering. And it's all over, much too soon."

"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."

"I am at two with nature."

"If it turns out that there is a God. I don't think that he's evil. But the worst that you can say about him is that he's basically an underachiever."

"Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons"

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

"Most of the time I don't have much fun. The rest of the time I don't have any fun at all."

"My education was dismal. I went to a series of schools for mentally disturbed teachers."

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."

"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."

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